Elliot mourns western globalization

The other day I came downstairs to find Elliot mumbling over his breakfast. He was very upset and angry about something. I asked him what was bothering him, fully expecting the typical answer of "my sister made me mad." However, not this time, it was bigger than that. He went on a tirade about how cool China used to be, how it was weird and different. Now, it is just like America with buildings and everything. He was completely disgusted that they were building the world's largest Farris Wheel in China. I had to leave pretty quickly, due to my need to burst out laughing. Now I just need to see what they are studying in his class for social studies.